LONGER! DEEPER! HARDER!! FASTER!!!!
(I’m totally thinking about you’re grandma and getting a boner.)
Nothing says “I love you” more than your lesbian lover putting on the lip gloss and bringing you home a bouquet full of exotic wieners. Better step your game up, ‘cause you know this chick comes correct in the romance dept, has a good grip, and can tongue-fuck a pussy waaaay better than you ever thought of kid. You’re wife already forgot about you.
THIS IS HOW YOU WORK A FUCKING HOT DOG!!
That’s a pro-grip right here, kids.
Psssst……..it’s called food. (You should try it sometime.
Just found these ornaments in a Christmas box. #wtf #idek