Glamorous Hot Dog
For the love of the everyday, common wiener. <3
Glamorous Hot Dog
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LONGER! DEEPER! HARDER!! FASTER!!!!
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(I&#8217;m totally thinking about you&#8217;re grandma and getting a boner.)
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Ball sweat.
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Nothing says &#8220;I love you&#8221; more than your lesbian lover putting on the lip gloss and bringing you home a bouquet full of exotic wieners. Better step your game up, &#8216;cause you know this chick comes correct in the romance dept, has a good grip, and can tongue-fuck a pussy waaaay better than you ever thought of kid. You&#8217;re wife already forgot about you.
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THIS IS HOW YOU WORK A FUCKING HOT DOG!! 

That&#8217;s a pro-grip right here, kids.
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Psssst&#8230;&#8230;..it&#8217;s called food. (You should try it sometime.
Flushing everything down the toilet
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saturdayinmadrid:

Just found these ornaments in a Christmas box. #wtf #idek
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